A man is jogging down the road when he notices a boy sitting on a bench, munching on a candy bar, surrounded by a pile of empty wrappers.
The man stops and says, “Hey, kid, you know eating that much candy isn’t good for you, right?”
The boy frowns and replies, “Listen, mister, my grandpa lived to be 100 years old and still got around just fine.”
The jogger raises an eyebrow. “Oh yeah? Did he eat candy all day?”
The boy shrugs. “No, but he minded his own business.”
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