Danny Is Learning Math! (Math Jokes)

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In a second-grade classroom, the teacher smiles at Danny and says,
“Danny, if I have six cats and give you two, how many cats do you have?”

Danny replies, “Three.”

The teacher shakes her head. “No, Danny. If I have six cats and give you two, you have two cats.”

Let’s try again—if I have six cats and give you three, how many do you have?”

Danny thinks hard. “Four.”

The teacher sighs. “Not quite. Okay, if I have six cats and give you all six, how many cats do you have now?”

Danny smiles. “Seven.”

The teacher frowns. “That’s not right, I only gave you six cats.”

Danny shrugs. “Yeah, I already have a damn cat.”

 

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