A crowded city bus rolled to a stop, and an elderly woman climbed aboard, pausing in front of a young woman who had a seat.
Pressing a hand dramatically to her chest, the old woman said,
“If you understood what I’m dealing with, you’d let me sit.”
The young woman, startled, jumped up and offered her the seat without hesitation.
Once seated, the old woman watched the young passenger pull out a small handheld fan and try to cool herself in the heat. The elderly woman leaned forward again and said,
“If you knew what I’m carrying, you’d hand me that fan too.”
Still unsure what was wrong but wanting to help, the young woman handed it over.
About fifteen minutes later, the old woman rose and told the driver she needed to get off immediately. He explained he couldn’t stop in the middle of the block. She clutched her chest again and insisted,
“If you knew what I have, you’d stop right here.”
The driver, alarmed, pulled over on the spot. She stepped off, perfectly steady.
Before he closed the doors, he called out,
“Ma’am, what exactly do you have?”
She flashed a grin and said,
“Chutzpah.”
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