Stuck on a Deserted Island (Blonde Joke)

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Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are stranded on a deserted island.

In the distance, they can just barely make out the mainland.

Desperate to escape, they decide to swim for it—one at a time.

 

The brunette dives in first.

She swims a quarter of the way, but gets exhausted and turns back.

 

Next, the redhead gives it a try.

She pushes herself, gets a third of the way, but feels too tired to continue—so she swims back too.

 

Finally, the blonde jumps in.

She makes it halfway across, then stops, gasping.

“Too far,” she says…

and swims all the way back to the island.

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