There was a kid named Thomas who liked to hang around the corner store after school.
A group of older boys always picked on him, calling him slow. To “prove” it, they’d offer him a choice: a big copper penny in one hand and a tiny dime in the other.
Every time, Thomas grabbed the penny.
The boys would howl with laughter. “See? He picks it just because it’s bigger!”
One afternoon, the store clerk, who had watched this happen for weeks, finally asked,
“Thomas, you do know the dime is worth more than the penny… right?”
Thomas smirked, leaned in, and whispered,
“Of course I know. But if I ever take the dime, they’ll stop playing. And so far, I’ve made a hundred bucks.”
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