Little Johnny’s chemistry teacher wanted to give the class a lesson about the dangers of alcohol.
He set up an experiment with two glasses—one filled with water, the other with whiskey—and two live worms.
“Now, watch closely!” the teacher said.
He dropped the first worm into the water. It wiggled and swam around, perfectly fine.
Then he dropped the second worm into the whiskey. It squirmed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom… dead.
The teacher looked around the room.
“So, kids, what lesson do we learn from this experiment?”
Little Johnny raised his hand and said,
“If you drink whiskey… you’ll never get worms!”
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