A husband takes his wife golfing for the first time.
“Just be careful,” he warns. “Aim straight.”
On her very first swing, she hooks the ball hard left—straight through the giant window of a mansion.
“Great,” the husband groans. “I told you to be careful. Let’s go apologize and see how much this will cost.”
They walk to the front door.
A booming voice from inside calls, “Come in!”
Inside, they see shattered glass everywhere, a broken antique lamp, and a man lounging in a big recliner.
“We’re so sorry about the window,” the husband says.
The man waves them off. “No problem. In fact… you’ve done me a favor. I was trapped in that lamp for years. I’m a genie. You get three wishes—one each for you and your wife, and the last for me. Deal?”
Shocked, the husband blurts, “Ten million dollars!”
The genie nods. “Done. It’s already in your account. And you?”
The wife smiles. “I want a mansion in every country, with staff to take care of them.”
The genie closes his eyes. “Done. All ready and waiting.”
“Now,” the genie says, “for my wish… I’d like to spend the night with your wife.”
The couple look at each other. The wife shrugs. “He did give us ten million dollars and a mansion in every country…”
The husband nods. “Yeah… he’s just a genie.”
Upstairs, hours pass in wild passion.
Afterward, the genie rolls over and asks,
“So… how old are you and your husband?”
“We’re both thirty,” she says.
The genie smirks.
“Thirty… and you still believe in genies?”
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