The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot.
Every night, they sit front row at the ship’s magic show.
But the parrot can’t keep quiet.
“It’s up his sleeve!”
“There’s a hole in the hat!”
“Fake bottom!”
Night after night, the bird ruins every trick.
Finally, the magician snaps.
He pulls out a gun and fires—
Misses the bird, hits the boiler.
The ship begins to sink.
Everyone scrambles as it goes under.
The magician clings to a floating plank in the ocean.
Moments later, the parrot lands on his shoulder.
It stares at him and says,
“…I give up. Where’s the boat?”
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