The Blonde’s Survival Plan (Blonde Joke)

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Three men receive life sentences.

They’re each allowed to bring one item to pass the time.

The first man brings a deck of cards.

He says, “I brought these to pass the time when we’re bored.”

The second brings a harmonica.

He says, “This will cheer us up when we’re down.”

The third man is blonde.

He surprises everyone by bringing a box of tampons.

“Why tampons?” they ask.

He shrugs and replies,

“The box says you can swim, run, and play sports with these.”

 

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