A preacher stands at the pulpit, giving a sermon about marriage.
He calls it a sacred bond—built on love, trust, and patience.
Then he asks the congregation,
“Anyone here been happily married for 50 years?”
An older man stands up.
“Not quite,” he says. “But our 50th is coming up soon.”
The preacher smiles.
“That’s still amazing! What’s your secret?”
The man replies,
“I just try to keep her happy—whatever it takes.
But the big thing? I took her to Rome for our 25th anniversary.”
The preacher nods, impressed.
“Beautiful! So what are you doing for the 50th?”
The man shrugs and grins.
“Probably gonna bring her back.”
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