Keep Calm, Ryan! (Dad Jokes)

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A man slowly made his way through the supermarket, pushing a cart that held a beet-red, wailing baby.

With every aisle he passed, he murmured to himself in a low, steady voice, “Easy now, Ryan… just breathe… stay cool, Ryan.”

A nearby shopper watched him for a while, impressed by how patient he seemed.

Finally, she said, “Sir, I have to say—you’re amazing. The way you’re soothing little Ryan is admirable.”

The man sighed and replied,

“Ma’am… I’m Ryan.”

 

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