A crowd gathers in the arena.
Three swordsmen stand tall, ready to prove who’s the best in the world.
The judges step forward and release the first fly.
The first swordsman flicks his wrist.
The fly drops—cleanly sliced in two.
The crowd bursts into applause.
The second swordsman takes his turn.
Two swift flicks.
The fly hits the ground in four tiny pieces.
The crowd roars.
Then comes the third swordsman.
He swings wildly.
The fly keeps buzzing.
The crowd laughs.
A judge says, “The fly’s still alive.”
The swordsman grins and replies,
“Yes, but he’ll never have kids again.”
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