A king is heading off to war.
Before he leaves, he locks his beautiful wife in her private chamber.
He turns to his best friend, hands him a key, and says,
“If I’m not back in four days, she’s yours.”
The king rides off with his army.
Not even an hour later, he hears hooves thundering behind him.
He turns to see his friend racing toward him on horseback, breathing hard.
The man dismounts and approaches the king.
The king frowns. “What’s the matter?”
His friend lowers his eyes and mutters,
“Majesty… I didn’t want you to get too far. I think it’s the wrong key.”
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