A pirate captain is under attack at sea.
He turns to his first mate and says, “Bring me my red shirt.”
Confused, the mate asks why.
The captain smiles, “So if I bleed, my crew won’t see it.”
The next morning, three enemy ships appear on the horizon.
The captain nods, still calm.
“Bring me my red shirt,” he orders—and they win once again.
The day after that, ten more hostile ships are spotted.
The crew, tired and nervous, look to their captain.
He takes a deep breath and says, “Bring me my brown pants.”
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