A pirate strolls into a bar with an eyepatch, a pegleg, and a hook.
The bartender notices his wooden leg.
“How’d you lose that?” he asks.
“Many years ago,” the pirate says. “I was on deck when a wave tossed a shark aboard. Shark bit my leg clean off.”
The bartender nods.
“And what about the hook?” he asks.
“Years back,” the pirate replies, “a wave dragged in a killer whale. That beast chomped my hand right off.”
Impressed, the bartender shifts his gaze.
“And your eye?”
“Ah,” says the pirate, “a seagull pooped in it.”
Bartender leans in, bewildered:
“And that blinded you?”
The pirate grins, hooking his hand:
“Nope—it twas my first day with the hook.”
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