She was in the kitchen early in the morning, setting out a pot and getting eggs ready to boil.
Her husband wandered in, still half-asleep.
She turned toward him and said quietly,
“I need you… right now.”
His brain woke up instantly.
He thought, No way. This is actually happening.
He grabbed her, pulled her close, and they made the most of the moment—fast, clumsy, and over in about two minutes.
She straightened her hair, smiled, and went right back to the stove.
“Perfect. Thanks.”
Still trying to process everything, he stammered,
“Wait… what just happened?”
She tapped the egg pot and said,
“The egg timer’s broken.”
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