ELEMENT NAME: ?
SYMBOL: WM
DISCOVERED BY: A scientist named Adam, allegedly the first to document it.
ATOMIC MASS: Commonly measured around 53.6 kg, though actual readings fluctuate wildly between 40 and 200 kg.
LOCATION: Found abundantly in cities, often traveling in clusters.
Physical Characteristics:
Exterior is typically coated with decorative pigments.
Boils instantly over nothing, freezes without warning.
Softens rapidly under careful handling.
Develops a sharp, bitter taste when mistreated.
Exists in states ranging from untouched ore to extremely reactive refined forms.
Highly responsive when pressure is applied to specific regions.
Chemical Behavior:
Strong attraction to gold, gemstones, and shiny metals.
Capable of absorbing large amounts of luxury items without reaching saturation.
Prone to sudden emotional detonations with no identifiable trigger.
Does not dissolve in liquids, but becomes significantly more active after exposure to alcohol.
Regarded as the most potent money-diminishing catalyst known.
Practical Applications:
Often used strictly for decorative and display purposes.
Can induce relaxation when functioning properly.
Surprisingly effective at rearranging household environments.
Field Tests:
A pure sample develops a soft pink glow when encountered in the wild.
Turns bright green when placed next to a more desirable sample.
Safety Warnings:
Should only be handled by trained operators.
Possessing more than one specimen is legal only if kept at separate facilities to prevent reactive conflict.
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