In a misty courtyard beneath tiled eaves, a young kung fu student goes to meet his wise old master.
He says:
“Master, I keep trying, but I can’t perform the Kick of a Thousand Exploding Suns. Please help.”
The master folded his hands.
“Have you watched waves slam chalky cliffs at dusk, doing nothing but crash and scatter?”
“Yes, Master.”
“And have you stared at the moon skimming a still lake and searched it for meaning?”
“Yes, Master.”
“And have you watched birds streak across the evening sky and wondered about their purpose?”
“Yes, Master.”
He sighed.
“That’s your problem! You keep looking at useless shit instead of practicing!”
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