Frustrated that her husband came home late again, a woman scribbles a note and leaves it on the nightstand:
“I’m done. I’ve had enough. Don’t bother looking for me.”
She slips under the bed, holding her breath, waiting for him to come in.
A few minutes later, he walks through the door, reads the note quietly, and shakes his head. Then he picks up a pen, writes something underneath, and makes a phone call.
“She finally left… yeah, I know. Took her long enough. I’ll be there soon—don’t forget that red dress.”
He hangs up, grabs his jacket, and leaves the house.
The wife, trembling with anger, crawls out and snatches the note.
It says:
“I can see your toes. Also, we’re out of milk. Be back in ten.”
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