A samurai walks into a quiet sushi bar and takes a seat at the counter.
He looks at the chef and says,
“I’d like a fish.”
The chef asks politely,
“Would you like it raw or cooked?”
The samurai, without blinking, replies:
“Surprise me.”
Moments later, the chef returns…
with the fish still flopping on the plate.
“Surprised enough?”
🐟😮
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