A woman rushes into the vet’s office carrying her pet pig, limp in her arms.
The vet checks the animal briefly and sighs. “I’m so sorry, ma’am, but your pig has passed away.”
The woman shakes her head. “That can’t be right! Maybe he’s just unconscious. Aren’t you going to run any tests?”
The vet nods, disappears for a moment, and returns with a Labrador. The dog gently sniffs the pig from head to tail, whines softly, and walks out.
Then the vet brings in a cat. The cat hops onto the table, stares at the pig for a long five minutes, meows, and leaves.
The vet turns back to the woman. “See? Your pig is definitely gone.”
He types a few things into his computer and hands her a bill.
The woman glances at the total—$300—and gasps. “Three hundred dollars just to tell me my pig is dead?”
The vet shrugs. “It was only forty… until you asked for a Lab Report and a Cat Scan.”
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