While making breakfast one morning, a woman stands at the stove cracking eggs into a pan.
Her husband strolls in and immediately starts commenting from behind her.
“Whoa, slow down! You’re crowding the pan again. A little more butter—yeah, that’s it. Careful, they’re starting to stick! Flip them already! Wait, not all at once! And don’t forget the salt!”
She spins around, glaring at him.
“Do you seriously think I don’t know how to cook eggs?”
He chuckles.
“Nope. I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
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