An antique dealer is strolling through town when he notices a scruffy cat lapping milk from a saucer in a shop window.
He leans in for a better look… and nearly chokes.
The cat is ordinary—but the saucer is a rare antique worth a fortune.
He walks inside and asks the shopkeeper,
“Hey, that’s a cute cat. Any chance you’d sell it?”
The owner shakes his head. “Nah. Not really looking to.”
The dealer thinks fast.
“I’ll give you a hundred and fifty dollars for the cat.”
The owner blinks, shrugs, and hands it over.
Money exchanged, the dealer picks up the cat and casually asks,
“Oh, and mind if I take that saucer? The little guy seems attached to it.”
The shopkeeper smirks.
“No way. That dish is lucky—I’ve sold hundreds of cats because of it.”
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