Rick had been feeling guilty for days, so he finally stopped by the church to make a confession.
“Forgive me, Father,” he said quietly, “I took some lumber from a construction site.”
The priest leaned in. “And what did you do with it, my son?”
Rick sighed. “First, I rebuilt my son’s wheelchair ramp—it was falling apart.”
The priest nodded. “A good deed.”
Rick continued, “I had extra wood, so I made a doghouse. Our pup was freezing at night.”
“Still understandable,” the priest said.
Rick rubbed the back of his neck. “Then I built a garage for my car.”
The priest blinked. “A… garage?”
“And after that,” Rick admitted, “I used the rest to add a second floor to our house. My wife’s always wanted one.”
Now the priest looked overwhelmed. “Son, that’s quite a lot. You’ll need to do a novena for penance. Do you know how to make one?”
Rick grinned. “Not yet, Father. But if you’ve got the blueprints… I still have some wood left.”
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