A man strolls into a bar, marches right up to the bartender, and says,
“I’ll bet you five grand I can pee into that cup on the other end of the bar without missing a drop.”
The bartender looks at the distance, looks at the guy, and grins.
“You’re on.”
They set everything up.
The man takes aim… and it goes exactly how you’d expect.
He misses completely—spraying the counter, the floor, everywhere but the cup.
The bartender doubles over laughing, already imagining what he’s going to do with the money.
The man wipes his hands, walks over to his friends, talks for a moment, then returns and hands over the $5,000.
Confused, the bartender asks,
“Why are you smiling? You just lost a fortune.”
The man laughs.
“Because I bet my buddies ten grand I could make you cheer while I peed all over your bar.”
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