On his first morning in class, the teacher smiled at the new kid and asked,
“Tell us your name.”
He answered, “Mohammad.”
The teacher nodded politely. “Since you’re living in Ireland now, how about we call you Mike? It’ll make things easier around here.”
Later that afternoon, he walked through the front door at home.
His mom asked, “How was school today, Mohammad?”
He straightened up and said, “My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Ireland and now my name is Mike.”
His mother froze. “Mike? You throw away your name? Your family? Your heritage? Your religion?”
Before he could reply, And his mother beat the shit out of him.
When his father came home, he got another beating for good measure.
The next day he showed up at school covered in fresh bruises.
The teacher gasped. “Oh dear—what happened to you, Mike?”
He sighed.
“Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, two Arabs jumped me.”
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