Do You Know What Today Is? (July 4Th Jokes)

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One morning, before a man leaves for work, his wife asks him, “Honey, do you know what today is?”

He nervously responds, “Of course I do!” Then he leaves for work.

Throughout the day, he sends his wife flowers, chocolate, and a card telling her to meet him at a certain expensive restaurant for dinner.

When he meets her at the restaurant, she runs up to him and says, “This has been the best Independence Day of my life!”

 

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