A doctor and a lawyer clipped each other’s bumpers on a quiet country road.
Both cars rolled to a stop, and the lawyer noticed the doctor looked a little rattled.
Trying to look helpful, he guided the doctor out of the car and said,
“Rough hit. Here—take a sip,” offering his metal flask.
The doctor took a long drink, then handed it back.
The lawyer snapped the cap shut and tucked it into his jacket.
“Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?” asked the doctor.
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“Oh, absolutely,” the lawyer said with a smile. “Right after the police finish their report.”
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