An elderly man visits his doctor.
He grins. “Doc, I’m 88. I married a 23-year-old. And… she’s pregnant.”
The doctor nods and says, “Let me share a tale.”
“There was a friend who went hunting one day. While walking through the woods, a bear appeared. In his rush he grabbed an umbrella instead of his rifle. He raised the umbrella, aimed it at the bear, pulled the handle—and the bear dropped dead.”
The man frowns. “That’s impossible. Someone else must’ve shot it.”
The doctor smiles. “Exactly!”
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