Three forest friends—a turtle, a mole, and a bear—get drafted into the army. None of them want to go, so they try to come up with excuses.
“It’s easy for me,” says the turtle. “I’m too slow.”
He goes into the medical exam and comes back smiling. “Told you—they said I’m not fit for service.”
Next, the mole steps forward. “Well, I can’t see a thing. They won’t take a blind mole.”
Sure enough, he returns moments later, thrilled. “They let me go!”
Finally, the bear gulps. “I’m huge and strong—they’ll want me for sure.”
The turtle thinks for a moment. “Your teeth make you dangerous. If we get rid of them, they’ll reject you.”
The bear hesitates but agrees. His friends help knock out his teeth one by one.
Ten minutes later, the bear shuffles out of the exam room, his head hanging low.
“So, did they still take you?” the turtle asks.
The bear mumbles through swollen gums,
“No… they said I’m too fat.”
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