Two women were having lunch on Valentine’s Day when one of them asked, “So… any romantic plans with your husband tonight?”
Her friend rolled her eyes. “Romantic? Please. These days, he hands me six roses and thinks that’s my cue to lie down and spread my legs.”
The first woman blinked, confused.
She frowned and said, “Why?… Don’t you have a vase you could put them in?”
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