A chicken farmer was waiting at a bus stop when a woman sat down beside him.
She opened a small box of pastries, and the farmer happened to say, “Funny—I brought pastries today too. What a coincidence!”
She smiled. “Big day for you too, huh?”
He nodded. “Yep. I’m celebrating something.”
“What a coincidence! So am I,” she said, excited. “What’s your news?”
He said, “My hens haven’t produced a fertile egg in ages. But this morning, every single one laid a fertilized one.”
Her eyes lit up. “That’s amazing! I just found out I’m pregnant after trying for a long time.”
“Wow,” the farmer said. “What a coincidence!”
“How did your chickens become fertile?” said the woman.
“I used a different rooster,” he replied.
The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”
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