In a small hospital waiting room, three anxious dads try to distract themselves with bad coffee and nervous small talk.
After a while, a nurse steps out and turns to the first man.
“Congratulations! Your wife just delivered a pair of healthy twins.”
The man laughs, rubbing his face. “That’s wild — I actually work for the Minnesota Twins.”
A little later, the nurse returns with more news for the second man.
“Guess what? You’re now the father of four!”
He grins weakly. “You’ve got to be kidding… I work for Foursquare.”
Before the nurse can speak again, the third man groans, slumps forward, and mutters,
“Oh no… please not yet. I work for 84 Lumber.”
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